Bonjour me spring time bunnies.

Welcome to all our new players (waving and blowing kisses). If you need anything all you have to do is shout. The chat team are a great bunch of guys and I ain’t so bad either lolllllllllll. Don’t forget the lovely bunch in live help they are only a click away! Here at livebingo we are a home from home and great little family. The same as all homes there will be chores to do. Make the chat hosts a cuppa and bring the biccies and we will all get along just fine. I am rather partial to kit kats and CHM Sarah likes her Asti.

Well it’s that time of year again. The daffodils are smiling at Mr. Sunshine and the buzzy bees are stretching their wings. Omg talk about buzzy bees you seen the size of em this year. They are hugggggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

One knocked on the door other day he was that big I could read his tattoos. I told him to take his shoes off and wash his hands for dinner. I honestly thought it was Bel tapping on the door.

We also got a new moggy moved in down the road. He has decided he wants to come and live with me and Bel. Erm I don’t think so mate. You open the door and he legs it in.

Bel’s dad came to pick her up last weekend and once again the cat made a quick sprint and I jumped up to chase the blooming thing out. Bel looked at her dad so innocent and she said “that cats called beep beep beep” (add 3 words of your choice). Her dad looked at her and said “PARDON”. She said “well that’s what mummy calls it”. Great thanks Bel, appreciate it love.

Well me hearties the sun is shining and the washer just said TA DARRRRRRRRRRR another load ready. So excuse me while I fight me way past the bouncer buzzy bee and jump on the cat before it makes a break for my bed.

You be good and if ya can’t be good get an alibi first, just say you was with me no worries but it will cost you. A kit kat.

See yas laters Alygators

CH Aly Community Manager x

Keep smiling, keep winning, keep on being the bestest bunch of roomies around.

Bonjour Bingo Babies!

Have you all been out and got ya Easter eggs yet? I have, 3 times. I’m a woman stressed and when a girl needs chocolate she will eat wotever is in the house. Fortunately this means that the man in Asda (big call out to Roger the greeter in Handsworth Asda) knows not to push me when I once again take another trolley thru the self service till, shamefaced and refusing to make eye contact.

I’m all Easter’ed out honestly. Bel came home from school last week with a letter inviting her to take part in the Easter Bonnet parade. They invite the kids now so you are guilt ridden into making a crepe paper bonnet with a fluffy chick on it. I took Bel to Hobbycraft or Hobbycrafty as I like to call it. Well I let me tell you, it would have been cheaper to buy a Philip Tracey Hat compared to what I spent in that shop.

Sunday afternoon we sat on the floor all ready for our Blue Peter moment. Two hours later a stressed Bel went and sat on the stairs sulking while a very very stressed mummy tried to unstick herself from the floor. Next time I will not buy industrial strength no nails and will opt for prit stick. The feathers may not stay on but at least my laminate will be safe! (Note…do not try and get glue off laminate with nail polish remover. It takes the gloss off the floor!)

Anyways may I take this opportunity to wish you all a very happy Easter and may I also take this opportunity to eat the very last Kit Kat Easter egg I had hidden from myself.

Have an eggsellent weekend and don’t eat to much chocolate! (Save it for me!)

Adios amigos

Alyeggster

Aleksander  Orlov the 2nd  is my other  pet,  not many people know about him. He’s my pet meerkat!!  He lives in my living room and is extremely well behaved, he loves livebingo.co.uk as you can see.  He especially loves reading the chat but he thinks Codie is a little mean threatening to dismember dollies and that Aly is rather weird with her foot fetish.  He loves Elles addiction to hiding food in provocative places to store it for  eating later (well what meerkat wouldn’t), but   he says maybe she should try something that  wont melt!!.   He thinks that Donna is lovely but again rather mad with the pineapple addiction…..hes never tried pineapples but he thinks anything that spikey should be left well alone …. simples! 

Welcome to Aly’s corner.  Come on in. The kettle is always on the go and I’m sure there’s some biscuits somewhere round here. 

Well……..autumns here. The nights are drawing in. Sitting all nice and cosy round an open log fire. Jack Frost lightly tapping at the window pane. The soft crunch of evening frost under warm wellie boots. The ruddy cheeked children whooping with delight as another conker has been found.  Only one thing for it….wrap up warm and snuggle under that duvet. Fire up the comp, come and have a chit chat with our great Chat Hosts and try a chat game or two. There’s always room on the sofa for a little one. Budge up and bring the sweeties.

See you there!

Aly x